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snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

  #exactly my question  

zackisontumblr:

the biggest lie i’ve ever told myself is that i’m going to shower in 5 minutes

shoutwiththedevil:

how is it that 14 year olds on here look lifetimes older than me. i am truly perturbed.

  #same  #im turning 17 but look 12 i mean cmon  

dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

  #is your milk alex turner